Introduction: If it sounds like...
We can't help it if we're popular : some of your basic birds
It doesn't mean what you think : birds with suggestive names
Someone has to play the villain : scavengers and predators
Do you have a towel? : birds that love the water
Who? I think you mean whom : let's talk about owls
Ha ha! Fooled you again : birds that sound like other animals
Not from around these parts : birds not from North America
Human is as human does : birds that sound like us
Come here often? : birds that travel and those that don't
Cacophony, commotion, and clarity : birds with unique sounds.