Darwin awards: What are they?
Natural selection: Animal misadventures
Relatively dangerous: A family affair
"I fought the law...": Stupid criminal tricks
Up in smoke: Fire and explosives
Leaps of faith: Fatal falls
Military intelligence: Uninformed men
Testosterone poisoning: Macho men
Dangerous liaisons: Unsafe sex
Davey Jones' locker: Watery demise
Man's favorite toy: Penis envy
Foolish ingenuity: End of the line.
