Meaty: essays

Part 1: Brunch: An Instagram Frittata. At Thirty

Awkward First Date

I Want to Write Your Mom's Match.com Profile

My Mother, My Daughter

The Triplets

This Is Why I'm Poor

Skin Rashes and Arthritis

The Tapeworm Diet

I Want to Put a Fat Bitch on Network Television

Part 2: Good (Food) in Bed: Having Diarrhea All the Time Is the Worst. Milk and Oreos

Black Beauty

The Many Varieties of Hospital Broth

The Terror of Love

Sorry I Shit on Your Dick

How to Get Your Disgusting Meat Carcass Ready for Some New, Hot Sex

Massive Wet Asses

Part 3: Dinner on the Couch. Forest Whitaker's Neck

Bitches Are My Jam

A Bearded Gentleman

Would Dying Alone Really Be So Terrible?

I Really Don't Eat This Much Salad!

Thumbsucker

I Should Have a Car with Power Windows by Now

End: Ooh, Dessert. And Cocktails!.

At 30

Awkward first date

I really don't eat this much salad!

Forest Whitaker's neck

Sorry I shit on your dick

Black beauty

My mother, my daughter

I want to write your mom's Match.com profile

The skillet

This is why I'm poor

Thumbsucker

Milk and oreos

The triplets

Massive wet asses

How to get your disgusting meat carcass ready for some new, hot sex

Would dying alone really be so terrible?

The terror of love

The tapeworm diet

Skin rashes and arthritis

The many varieties of hospital broth

I want to put a fat bitch on network television

Elena Tyler. Aka: Why I can't be mad at Lena Dunham

Bitches are my jam

A bearded gentleman

I should have a car with power windows by now

Le foods.