Introduction: The Do-As-I-Say Liberals
Social Parasite, Economic Protectionist, Amoral Defense Contractor
Corporate Criminal, Environmental Menace, and Racist Union-Buster
Habitual Liar, Mean-Spirited Partisan, and Racial Discriminator
Environmental Rapist, Tax Cheat, and Oil Profiteer
Greedy Speculator, Corporate Shill, and Petty Tax Avoider
Bourgeois Materialist, Stock Manipulator, and Tyrannical Sweatshop Boss
Ecological Scofflaw, Out-of-Touch Elitist, and Immigrant Labor Exploiter
Inside Trader, Economic Globalist, Corrupting Financial Influence
Civil Liberties Violator, Outsourcer, War Profiteer
Hopeless Romantic, Dependent Female, Serial Monogamist
Segregationist, Commodity Fetishist, Capitalist Interest-Maximizer
Conclusion: The End of Liberal Hypocrisy