Foreword by Dr. Jeremiah Arkham
Introduction by the Joker
Dying is easy, comedy is hard
Did you hear the one about the boy with the mean daddy?
How to tell a joke. Part one, The setup
How to tell a joke. Part two, The punch line
Meeting that special someone
Which hideout is right for me?
The one that won't go away
From the desk of Harleen Quinzel
Did you hear the one about the spoiled rich boy?
Picking the pet that fits your style
Making money the old-fashioned way
How to make friends and influence people
How to take a hostage and get Batman's attention
Seeing the world through my eyes
Did you hear the one about the boy who fell down the well?
How to escape from Arkham Asylum.
