10 things I hate about the holidays
Section one: Christmas memories I'd like to forget
Before Toddlers & tiaras there was me
The white trash dollhouse
Like a neon virgin in Guess jeans and Swatch watches
The dreaded annual Christmas photo
Doesn't everyone wrap Christmas presents in their underwear?
Hey, Santa, keep your yule log to yourself!
Section two: Making my own Christmas memories (note: they still suck!)
Fa-ra-ra-ra-raa, ra-ra-ra-raa: my Christmas story
Overachieving Elf on the Shelf mommies
One man's junk is my precious children's gift
Wait, who is the reason for the season?
How shopping with me at Christmastime is the best birth control there is
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between a home invasion and an overzealous crew of Christmas carolers
You can keep your cookies, I'm just here for the booze
Suburban moms' endless Christmas conversation loop
I should have had a damn holiday system
Annual Christmas letters: the art of the humblebrag
Section three: Other holidays (that still annoy me), in no particular order
Why you won't be invited to our Chinese New Year party this year, or ever
Nice Halloween costume, was Skank sold out?
Thanksgiving Day parades suck when they're not in HD
My first and last Mother's Day present
The Easter I blew Gomer's mind.
